I WAS BORN WITH GLASS BONES AND PAPER SKIN. EVERY DAY I BREAK MY ARMS AND EVERY AFTERNOON I BREAK MY LEGS. AT NIGHT I LAY AWAKE IN AGONY UNTIL MY HEART ATTACKS PUT ME TO SLEEP.
joker, probably (via srkonan)

smokebullet:

fullmetalboob:

the trilogy 

1st: okay this bitch
2nd: I can’t believe this bitch
3rd: pray for the lord to help this bitch

scratched my face to pieces last night but it’s getting better fast like if i keep washing and putting acne crap on it it fades

blinkyxx:

boy the new dangan ronpa looks great

Why are you so angry about JLaw's nudes being leaked? I thought you didn't like her.
Anonymous

tstarksbitch:

  • i am angry because this is just another example of women being shamed for taking nudes instead of the douchebag who spreads them being shamed for violating someone’s privacy like that
  • i am angry because nobody deserves this, regardless of how i feel about their personality
  • i am angry because this is pure misogyny and shows how women aren’t respected in our culture
  • i am angry because she did not consent to having those pics posted everywhere but they still were
  • i am angry because on the VERY RARE occasion this happens to a male celeb he is not shamed but rather the perpetrator is and it’s forgotten quickly whereas this will haunt jennifer for years and years to come
  • i am angry because this was a sex crime and people are treating it like a joke
  • i am angry because she is being exploited/objectified and some gross dudebros are probably jacking off to those pics 
  • i am angry because people are CONGRATULATING the fucker who did such an atrocious thing to her instead of being appalled 

listen i may not like her personally but the fact remains that as a human being she is entitled to body autonomy and to choose who sees her naked body and who doesn’t 

housedagoth:

whenever I see people in the TES fandom suggest using netch jelly for lubricant

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when you make a joke about your friends auto-correct and they respond “it was an accident geez”

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:






Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:

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Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

feministsupernatural:

theawesomesauce93:

gallopinggroundsloth:

Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents

Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents. 

IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

aflowerinthesun:

ivy-and-twine:

MCM Part II   Flower Beards

VZ WE MM VV PY

#HEAVEN

gaypee:

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