i should buy a ‘pierce the veil’ tshirt and respond “i don’t actually like their music” to whoever asks and watch all the scene girls in my school cringe and writhe as i walk by
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.
OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!
ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
someone take my computer away from me
I have been waiting for somebody to make this joke and now it’s finally happened and I am so filled with merriment and joy I may burst
so at school we got to listen to a video tape of romeo and juliet and it had voice acting and shit in it to
i read all of that in gregory and sampsons voices
"It almost makes me forget this is only a video game."
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Response to a reader’s question I drew during downtime on my business trip…when I should have been sleeping. I ought to have left cactus friend at home.